1 00:01:02,582 --> 00:01:05,832 Mush is all that humankind needs. 2 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:08,249 It energizes and purifies the body. 3 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,166 We need nothing more. 4 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:13,207 Plantums are pure. 5 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,207 They grow slowly in the earth. 6 00:01:16,457 --> 00:01:18,832 Horsums eat plantums. 7 00:01:19,124 --> 00:01:21,707 If we eat plantums what will horsums eat? 8 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:25,499 Do we really wish to see them starving to death, 9 00:01:25,624 --> 00:01:28,832 victims of our impatience and boorishery? 10 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:30,832 We must no longer eat plantums. 11 00:01:32,249 --> 00:01:33,582 We had the opportunity 12 00:01:33,749 --> 00:01:35,749 to eat them in olden days, 13 00:01:36,332 --> 00:01:37,874 but by our sins, 14 00:01:38,082 --> 00:01:39,832 our evil thoughts, 15 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:41,207 we ate too many. 16 00:01:41,374 --> 00:01:42,124 I love you! 17 00:01:52,874 --> 00:01:53,874 One day 18 00:01:54,374 --> 00:01:57,916 a poetess said: "How modest, simple and clear, 19 00:01:58,124 --> 00:01:59,791 "the day I was dazzled." 20 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:03,999 Gentlemen and ladies, here we are today 21 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,749 at the Grand Mushery Palace, 22 00:02:06,916 --> 00:02:09,707 where the General will soon give her speech. 23 00:02:10,749 --> 00:02:12,541 The Holy Mares. 24 00:02:12,707 --> 00:02:14,332 Teardrops of innocence, 25 00:02:14,499 --> 00:02:16,249 here to cover us in purity. 26 00:02:16,999 --> 00:02:19,499 Bless us, Holy Mares. 27 00:02:19,999 --> 00:02:21,416 Keep misfortune away. 28 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:25,499 Make our lives shine forth in sublimity and magnificence. 29 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:28,207 Here come the members of government. 30 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:32,207 Minister of the Economy, Minister of Armed Forces 31 00:02:32,374 --> 00:02:34,582 and Minister of Horsums. 32 00:02:35,499 --> 00:02:38,624 All of them here to listen to the General. 33 00:02:38,874 --> 00:02:41,249 And this month's convicts 34 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:45,041 who of course will be executed during the ceremony. 35 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,124 Fewer and fewer each month. 36 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:51,249 The country is getting purer. 37 00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:53,082 But still, quite a few. 38 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,249 And here comes 39 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,832 the Colonel, Bubunne XVII... 40 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:03,291 who waves to the cheering crowd 41 00:03:03,457 --> 00:03:05,582 with her aide-de-camp, Zonia. 42 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,082 Ah, the Colonel... 43 00:03:11,207 --> 00:03:12,374 Greatly cheered. 44 00:03:12,499 --> 00:03:13,707 Greatly adored. 45 00:03:15,332 --> 00:03:17,457 Here she comes at last, 46 00:03:17,582 --> 00:03:19,124 the General... 47 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:22,582 our beloved General, Bubunne XVI... 48 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:24,416 Here she is. 49 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:27,791 Ever faithful to her post. 50 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,499 34 years of mutual love with her people. 51 00:03:31,666 --> 00:03:34,707 First, a traditional poestry. 52 00:03:36,374 --> 00:03:39,791 "O horsums who roam this land in freedom, 53 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,749 help the plebs, 54 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:45,624 graze their evil thoughts, O horsums... 55 00:03:46,249 --> 00:03:47,499 help the plebs, 56 00:03:48,082 --> 00:03:49,624 lessen their pain... 57 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:51,374 "Men, revolt! 58 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:54,041 "Resist the Bubunnic bitchures!" 59 00:03:54,791 --> 00:03:56,332 This is blasphemery! 60 00:03:56,499 --> 00:03:58,499 Blasphemery? Look in my bag. 61 00:04:01,499 --> 00:04:04,749 I made them for you at the factory so you'd be handsome. 62 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:05,999 Undums! 63 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:09,457 My great mom. 64 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:14,666 I hate this dump. 4 more girls proposed to you. 65 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:18,124 - And so? - They can pay tons. 66 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:20,416 - And so? - So I said no. 67 00:04:21,999 --> 00:04:24,124 I have heard foreign powers 68 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:28,832 who defend sleazery, dykery and sodomage 69 00:04:29,124 --> 00:04:30,249 claim 70 00:04:30,707 --> 00:04:35,999 that in the Popular and Democratic Republic of Bubunne... 71 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,707 men have no rights. 72 00:04:37,874 --> 00:04:38,666 Taste this. 73 00:04:38,832 --> 00:04:42,624 When I hear those lies, those feloneries, 74 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:45,499 I think of my mother 75 00:04:46,249 --> 00:04:47,457 and my mother's mother 76 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:50,207 and my mother's mother's mother 77 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,791 and her mother 78 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:53,499 and her mother 79 00:04:53,874 --> 00:04:55,749 and of the struggles 80 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:57,457 they endured 81 00:04:57,582 --> 00:05:02,082 to uphold the simple teaching of Bubunne the First, 82 00:05:03,332 --> 00:05:04,374 "Get married, 83 00:05:04,499 --> 00:05:06,582 "eat your mush... 84 00:05:07,249 --> 00:05:10,457 "and pray to horsums to purify your souls." 85 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,624 Bitchure! 86 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:26,457 Dykery! 87 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,541 Your hair has licery. 88 00:05:42,332 --> 00:05:44,374 I'll buy you some shampoonery. 89 00:05:44,499 --> 00:05:45,582 Don't bother. 90 00:05:45,749 --> 00:05:47,916 Believe me, it doesn't smell good. 91 00:05:48,207 --> 00:05:49,749 After your lesson. 92 00:05:50,207 --> 00:05:51,332 Yes, Mom. 93 00:05:55,041 --> 00:05:57,082 Buy yourself a new veilery. 94 00:05:57,582 --> 00:06:00,249 Families of the First Class... 95 00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:02,749 families of the Pleberie, 96 00:06:03,374 --> 00:06:05,707 it is with a heavy heart, 97 00:06:05,874 --> 00:06:08,457 full of a special emotion, 98 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:12,082 that I speak to you today. 99 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,499 The Holy Mares spoke to me last night 100 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:19,499 and they said: 101 00:06:20,124 --> 00:06:22,582 "General, if you want granddaughters, 102 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,166 "is it not time for you 103 00:06:25,332 --> 00:06:27,332 “to let your daughter 104 00:06:27,499 --> 00:06:29,332 "become the General?" 105 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:36,999 But beforehand, 106 00:06:37,499 --> 00:06:41,041 she must choose her Big Dummy and get married. 107 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:44,582 So the Holy Mares said to me: 108 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:48,207 “It is time for you to prepare 109 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,832 "the Grand Bubunnery Ball 110 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,707 "for your daughter and every single man 111 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:55,249 "in the land." 112 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,832 JACKY IN THE KINGDOM OF WOMEN 113 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,832 Holy horsum, speak to me. My soul is pure. 114 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,999 Graze my sins. Let the Colonel pick me. 115 00:08:22,332 --> 00:08:25,332 Say I'm handsome enough to become Big Dummy. 116 00:08:35,207 --> 00:08:37,999 Holy horsum, speak to me. My soul is pure. 117 00:08:38,832 --> 00:08:40,499 Let the Colonel pick me. 118 00:08:42,541 --> 00:08:43,999 I heard the horsum. 119 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:44,749 What? 120 00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,624 I swear! He said who'll be Big Dummy. 121 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:49,166 What did he say? 122 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:53,874 That it will be you, Vergio. My big brother! 123 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,999 - It's you! - Oh, Bubunne! 124 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,832 Horsums know what humans cannot. 125 00:09:02,374 --> 00:09:04,499 He said I'd find a girl there too... 126 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,249 How are you? 127 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:09,457 Hello, cousin. So Juto, having visions? 128 00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:11,457 Lying is blasphemery. 129 00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:12,457 I'm not lying. 130 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:13,582 How's it going? 131 00:09:13,749 --> 00:09:14,582 Bubunne, fine. 132 00:09:14,749 --> 00:09:15,999 Your mom, my aunt? 133 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,332 Bubunne, good. 134 00:09:17,499 --> 00:09:18,832 Your mom and dads? 135 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:22,082 We're all bubunne. I won't ask about your dad. 136 00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:23,749 He's in Horsum Land. 137 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:26,749 Peace to him in Holy Horsum prairie. 138 00:09:26,916 --> 00:09:28,082 Bubunne. 139 00:09:29,582 --> 00:09:32,457 Trying your luck at the Grand Bubunnery Ball? 140 00:09:32,582 --> 00:09:34,291 - Sure. Not you? - Yes. 141 00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:36,124 There's only one a century! 142 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:37,791 And he'll be chosen. 143 00:09:37,999 --> 00:09:39,207 The Colonel chooses. 144 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:40,332 She'll pick me. 145 00:09:40,499 --> 00:09:42,541 I hope so, horsums be willing. 146 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,916 Isn't Jacky hot? 147 00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:45,832 I'm going to marry him. 148 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:46,999 He's mine! 149 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,041 Since Vergio is handsomer, 150 00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:52,416 the Colonel will choose him and leave us Jacky. 151 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:57,499 I'll hook you up there. 152 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,124 Go graze elsewhere. 153 00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:04,791 Jacky! 154 00:10:05,457 --> 00:10:07,291 They're just kids. 155 00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:37,499 Replacing your worn-out veilery? 156 00:10:37,624 --> 00:10:39,457 They're ugly. Fine for you. 157 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:44,874 And this one? 158 00:10:46,582 --> 00:10:47,666 Pretty fabric. 159 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:50,124 Gorgeous, but too expensive. 160 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,916 They are nice. I'll take one. Want one? 161 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:55,249 Sure. They're not too expensive. 162 00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,207 One veilery for Vergio. 163 00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:58,791 And one for Juto. 164 00:10:58,999 --> 00:10:59,749 Try it on. 165 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,499 I'll they don't fit, we won't wear them. 166 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:06,082 Pencil and paper. I'm learning to write. 167 00:11:09,124 --> 00:11:10,249 Rare for a boy. 168 00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:14,207 So you write those tracts? About men killing women. 169 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,499 That really is blasphemery! 170 00:11:20,457 --> 00:11:21,124 You? 171 00:11:21,457 --> 00:11:22,666 Letters from readers. 172 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:25,707 A poem from Museau, by Vergio Pondina. 173 00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:26,499 That's me. 174 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:28,041 "Ode to Night Horsum". 175 00:11:28,207 --> 00:11:30,874 Cascades of your braids, eyes so wise 176 00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:32,791 Your snout has clout 177 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,249 Your hoof is so aloof 178 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:36,207 Smiling, you're beguiling 179 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:38,499 Mom taught me to write. 180 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:40,749 She's proud I'm in the paper. 181 00:11:44,249 --> 00:11:46,082 Don't look so glum. 182 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:47,916 You're my favorite. 183 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,207 The handsomest one of all. 184 00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:53,707 I think of you every day. 185 00:11:53,874 --> 00:11:54,832 That's nice. 186 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:56,582 Even in bed. 187 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,416 Blasphemery! 188 00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:05,541 Take that box of hoof urns to Mrs. Pruneau. 189 00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,124 Bitch. 190 00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:11,374 12 bubes. 191 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:18,916 12 bubes. 192 00:12:19,124 --> 00:12:19,916 Mr. Jacky... 193 00:12:20,124 --> 00:12:23,249 You mom turned me down again. It's annoying. 194 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,082 Because she won't marry me off. No idea why. 195 00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:30,124 Why not my daughter? She has a bike. Not many girls do. 196 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:31,999 Don't come every day 197 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,582 if you don't like her. 198 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,291 I could eat you up. 199 00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:51,041 Me too, but it's time to go. Leave me, cousin. 200 00:12:51,207 --> 00:12:52,499 When will I see you? 201 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:53,999 When I get in touch. 202 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:10,499 Put on a veilery! 203 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,041 What's it to you? 204 00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:14,749 I was with my cousin. 205 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:17,541 Just how many cousins do you have? 206 00:13:17,707 --> 00:13:20,207 You're right. I have a big family. 207 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,207 All girls. 208 00:13:22,374 --> 00:13:24,916 A veilery is required with cousins too. 209 00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:29,332 You have to make a triangle in the E. Do it. 210 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:32,166 Listen to this. 211 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:52,499 Sounds are blasphemery. 212 00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,707 So is eating plantums. Eat mush. 213 00:13:57,874 --> 00:13:59,332 Will you listen to me? 214 00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:01,499 Abroad, people eat spinach. 215 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:03,707 They listen to music, eat meat. 216 00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:06,207 Some even eat fish. Heard of fish? 217 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,874 When we go away, you better relax. 218 00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:12,041 Actually... 219 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:14,499 Read me your poestry for today. 220 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:16,499 So... 221 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,207 "Horsum, come, horsum, my chum, 222 00:14:18,999 --> 00:14:20,416 "horsum, so glum. 223 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:23,791 "To you I succumb with me, become one." 224 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:26,916 We said no more horsums. New subjects... 225 00:14:27,124 --> 00:14:31,499 You go on about free speech but everything I say is wrong. 226 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:34,666 No one abroad prays to horsums. I keep telling you. 227 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,457 I meant to say, Julio, I don't want to go anymore. 228 00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:39,499 What? 229 00:14:39,999 --> 00:14:42,249 - We almost have papers. - Big deal. 230 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,999 Big deal? What would your father say? 231 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,082 He was dying to go. 232 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:48,874 He left you a treasure. 233 00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:51,499 There's no treasure in this rat hole. 234 00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,416 Guess again. There is. 235 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:54,541 So show me. 236 00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:55,666 Now I'm lying? 237 00:14:56,499 --> 00:14:57,874 It's come to that? 238 00:14:59,207 --> 00:15:01,291 I prefer the Bubunnery Ball. 239 00:15:01,582 --> 00:15:04,999 Become the Colonel's Big Dummy, and have lots of girls. 240 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,332 You kidding me? 241 00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:09,874 Not at all. I've become my own captain, as you say. 242 00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:12,124 So leave. I'll go alone. 243 00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:13,582 I preferred your dad. 244 00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:15,499 How about that treasure? 245 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,332 After "Three Horsums up North", 246 00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:22,749 Bradi VVune stars 247 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:24,541 with Mit Kronk 248 00:15:24,707 --> 00:15:27,166 in his first dramatic role. 249 00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:29,207 Horsum Dazzle 250 00:15:29,374 --> 00:15:30,916 A dazzling miniseries, 251 00:15:31,124 --> 00:15:32,374 starting tomorrow. 252 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,124 Jacky, I'm so sad and blue... 253 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,499 I'm feeling old... 254 00:15:39,624 --> 00:15:40,791 Come on, Mom... 255 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,082 Once you're Big Dummy, you'll forget me. 256 00:15:44,249 --> 00:15:46,457 You'll forget your old mother. 257 00:15:46,916 --> 00:15:49,332 The Colonel may not choose me. 258 00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:53,166 Every woman adores you. Why would she be different? 259 00:15:53,332 --> 00:15:56,749 If she chooses me, you'll live in the palace too. 260 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,332 And teach your granddaughters to shoot. 261 00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,624 What a good son you are. 262 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:04,999 I'll see to everything. I'll be my own captain. 263 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,249 Was Julio happy about the Bubunnery? 264 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:10,832 Very. 265 00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:14,749 What a good guy. He's always taken care of you. 266 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,166 Your father's death let him distraught. 267 00:16:18,332 --> 00:16:22,082 I still remember when dad's heart stopped beating. 268 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,166 We were conceiving you, he climaxed, and... 269 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,249 Horsum, come 270 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:30,249 Horsum, my chum... 271 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,332 Horsum, so glum 272 00:16:33,999 --> 00:16:37,207 Horsum, to you I do succumb... 273 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:43,999 Go home! 274 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,499 What's going on? 275 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,082 They're making us pay for the Ball. 276 00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:56,457 What? It's open to all maiden boys. 277 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,999 It's so expensive, no one can go. 278 00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:12,124 The General says there are too many maiden boys this year. 279 00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:16,707 If you can't pay, go home. The Ball will be broadcast live. 280 00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:19,541 It's 40,000 bubes per single man. 281 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,832 Back to your mush! 282 00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:16,457 Isn't it pretty? 283 00:18:16,582 --> 00:18:18,249 It sparkles in the sun. 284 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,624 That's enough... 285 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:20,916 Buying one too? 286 00:18:21,332 --> 00:18:22,541 What do you think? 287 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:24,207 You strike it rich? 288 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,416 News to me. She hit the jackpot. 289 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:27,499 How's the family? 290 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,082 Better when we don't see you. 291 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:31,249 Listen to her. 292 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,041 You're lucky your mommy loves her family. 293 00:18:34,207 --> 00:18:35,291 You got handsome. 294 00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,624 You bet he is. 295 00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:40,374 If ever you need money, we'll lend you some. 296 00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:41,624 Won't you, honey? 297 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,041 We'll see. 298 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:44,624 No, actually. 299 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,082 Who needs you or your idiot husbands? 300 00:18:48,249 --> 00:18:49,374 I'm no idiot. 301 00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:51,582 Do something. She insulted us. 302 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,124 Punish your sister. 303 00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:02,082 You going too, Juto? 304 00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:04,499 Maybe. I'll go with my brother. 305 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,332 Total waste of money. 306 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,457 Jacky is going to marry the Colonel. 307 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,582 And you'll stay here. 308 00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:16,124 We'll go to the palace in Fontaine, with Vergio, 309 00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:18,499 and you'll stay in this rat hole. 310 00:19:22,207 --> 00:19:23,207 Sorry. 311 00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:31,082 Pay or get on your way! 312 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:35,166 Let's go buy my ticket. 313 00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:55,582 Holy Horsums... 314 00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:57,374 help me. 315 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,124 I can't spend my life with a toothless pleb. 316 00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,291 Let me love you, 317 00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:08,291 my little horsum 318 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:11,749 Let me wed you, 319 00:20:11,916 --> 00:20:14,207 my little horsum 320 00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:17,124 Let me have your baby... 321 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,041 Not now, you imbecile! 322 00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:24,457 Leave my son alone! 323 00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:32,291 Will we find a way to buy it? 324 00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,332 Make me some mush to clear your head. 325 00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,082 I'll do it myself, treasure. 326 00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:46,457 Treasure? 327 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,207 It's almost time. 328 00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:57,916 This is way too much. 329 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,582 I'm not getting married. 330 00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:01,124 But I love you. 331 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,791 But you shouldn't. 332 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,666 I like my freedom. 333 00:21:06,207 --> 00:21:08,291 I'm not finished, cousin. 334 00:21:08,457 --> 00:21:10,541 It's Jacky. I need my treasure. 335 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:11,707 I said no. 336 00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:14,541 No way! Go to your Bullshittery Ball. 337 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,916 What Bullshittery Ball? 338 00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:23,791 I'm his cousin. 339 00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:27,832 Careful. Remember how your mom got hanged? 340 00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:30,041 You can too. 341 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,582 No but... 342 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,499 what exactly did I do? 343 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,499 Jacky says you have a treasure that's his. 344 00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:38,624 Sheriff, it's a metaphor. 345 00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,082 I use it to motivate him to learn to write. 346 00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:45,832 There is a treasure! I bet my dad left me money. 347 00:21:46,457 --> 00:21:48,541 We'll have a look, Jacky. 348 00:21:55,457 --> 00:21:57,499 It reeks here. What is it? 349 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:58,749 I smell nothing. 350 00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,916 Explains why you're single. 351 00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:04,124 Look what I found. 352 00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:06,499 What's this? 353 00:22:07,207 --> 00:22:08,124 Foreign press. 354 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:09,999 It's forbidden. 355 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,624 Forget about my treasure. 356 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:12,499 Come see. 357 00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:20,457 Fuck. 358 00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:21,749 We hit the jackpot. 359 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,082 The tracts! 360 00:22:26,499 --> 00:22:27,499 You wrote them?? 361 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,332 We've been looking for you. 362 00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:37,666 Cuff him. 363 00:22:37,832 --> 00:22:39,374 Sorry. I had no idea. 364 00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:41,416 Don't worry. No problem. 365 00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:42,666 It wasn't on purpose. 366 00:22:42,832 --> 00:22:44,874 See you in the Great Prairie. 367 00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:51,874 Good boy. 368 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,374 You knew nothing? 369 00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:17,749 Of course not! 370 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,832 What will happen to Julio? 371 00:23:20,291 --> 00:23:23,374 We often don't know people we think we know. 372 00:23:23,624 --> 00:23:27,082 Foreign propaganda is the greatest risk we face. 373 00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,874 You're a good Bubunnian. 374 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,124 To thank you, 375 00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:33,207 the Holy Mares gave you this. 376 00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:35,582 No, we can't! 377 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:41,416 I was looking for the person behind the tracts. 378 00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:45,624 If you become Big Dummy, remember me. 379 00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:50,999 If he's not chosen, I'll ask for his hand. 380 00:23:56,457 --> 00:23:57,791 You knew. 381 00:23:57,999 --> 00:23:59,916 You were there every day! 382 00:24:00,124 --> 00:24:01,832 I swear on the horsums. 383 00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:06,124 If you're lying... 384 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,582 Your boots are dirty. I'll wash them. 385 00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:12,082 Where did you go walking? 386 00:24:13,499 --> 00:24:14,499 You're filthy. 387 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,874 Oh little horsum, 388 00:24:52,707 --> 00:24:55,207 cleanse my soul 389 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,416 Want to eat? I just mashed the mush. 390 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,166 Hungry? 391 00:25:06,332 --> 00:25:08,832 You've been acting differently... 392 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,582 Anything wrong? 393 00:26:09,499 --> 00:26:11,832 Got any fancier veilery? 394 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,082 Why not those? 395 00:26:13,249 --> 00:26:15,332 I need a white one. 396 00:26:15,499 --> 00:26:18,166 With an sparkly cappum and a leashy. 397 00:26:19,457 --> 00:26:22,249 Going to the Ball? How nice for Corune. 398 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:25,332 Mom insists I give it a try. You know her. 399 00:26:25,499 --> 00:26:29,124 I'll order you one, but if you get chosen, hire me. 400 00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:30,582 Give me a discount. 401 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:34,374 Hear about Julio? Getting hanged. 402 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:35,916 Really? 403 00:26:37,582 --> 00:26:39,124 I never liked him. 404 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:56,207 Mom, what... 405 00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:01,624 Sorry, Jacky. 406 00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:03,082 Why is she on this? 407 00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:05,457 Her boot soles were polished! 408 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,666 She slipped at the warehouse. 409 00:27:07,832 --> 00:27:09,332 Broke her neck. 410 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,332 I slipped, Jacky. 411 00:27:13,624 --> 00:27:15,291 Sorry, I slipped. 412 00:27:16,582 --> 00:27:17,499 But you'll... 413 00:27:17,666 --> 00:27:19,041 Won't you be okay? 414 00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:26,541 The Lost Prairie... 415 00:27:27,457 --> 00:27:28,791 the horsums... 416 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:32,291 They're calling me. I see them. 417 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,332 To the morgue. 418 00:28:42,749 --> 00:28:43,541 Napping? 419 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:44,624 No, uncle. 420 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,499 Don't call me uncle. We're hungry! 421 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:48,707 I'm coming, Brunu. 422 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,707 We all know people who've heard horsums speak... 423 00:28:58,207 --> 00:29:00,166 I hear horsums in my head. 424 00:29:00,332 --> 00:29:01,249 When I pray. 425 00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,791 - What do they say? - They say... 426 00:29:04,332 --> 00:29:07,166 "Juto... can you hear me?" 427 00:29:07,332 --> 00:29:09,916 I say I do but they don't really hear. 428 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,374 Wonderful. Hear that, babe? 429 00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:13,582 Juto... 430 00:29:13,874 --> 00:29:15,207 can you hear me? 431 00:29:19,374 --> 00:29:20,416 Stop laughing. 432 00:29:21,832 --> 00:29:24,207 You remind me of myself as a kid. 433 00:29:24,499 --> 00:29:28,082 At your age, I was helping my father wash the floor. 434 00:29:28,249 --> 00:29:30,499 Suddenly I heard something in my head. 435 00:29:30,624 --> 00:29:31,666 A voice. 436 00:29:32,707 --> 00:29:35,499 Dad was busy cleaning the toiletums. 437 00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:38,832 So the voice said to me, "Brunu... 438 00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:41,457 "Brunu can you hear me? 439 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,332 "Come outside." 440 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,499 So I went out. 441 00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:48,416 What did I see out there? 442 00:29:49,082 --> 00:29:50,124 I don't know. 443 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:51,707 A baby horsum. 444 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,624 That's who was talking. 445 00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:56,499 Our family is pure of heart. 446 00:29:58,124 --> 00:30:00,541 Why does he have to be here all day? 447 00:30:00,707 --> 00:30:03,541 He's family. And we took all his monery. 448 00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,874 Watch what you're doing! 449 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,124 Still unmashed. 450 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,666 It's not mashed! 451 00:30:22,832 --> 00:30:24,291 This isn't mashed... 452 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,999 It's not mashed! 453 00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:27,874 You call this mashage? 454 00:30:28,207 --> 00:30:29,749 No, it's not mashed... 455 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:30,999 Shut up! 456 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:34,082 But honey, he's driving us crazy! 457 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,041 I mashed it. 458 00:30:35,207 --> 00:30:37,207 Are you calling her a liar? 459 00:30:37,374 --> 00:30:39,457 A bad judge of mashage? 460 00:30:40,082 --> 00:30:42,166 - Enough. - You're too easy on him. 461 00:30:42,332 --> 00:30:44,541 Go remash. It's no problem. 462 00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:45,666 Hurry! 463 00:30:45,832 --> 00:30:48,166 If Julio hadn't got arrested, 464 00:30:48,332 --> 00:30:51,041 he could have taken him in instead of us. 465 00:30:51,207 --> 00:30:54,291 By the way, Julio escaped from prison. 466 00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:56,874 No sign of him anywhere. 467 00:30:57,624 --> 00:31:00,666 Meanwhile, his house burnt down. Mysteriously. 468 00:31:00,832 --> 00:31:01,874 Maybe he burnt too. 469 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,291 It makes sense. 470 00:31:04,457 --> 00:31:05,624 What are you saying? 471 00:31:05,791 --> 00:31:06,624 Julio is dead? 472 00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,041 Yeah, sorry. 473 00:31:08,707 --> 00:31:09,999 Off to the toilet um. 474 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:11,541 To take a jacky. 475 00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:46,041 Mr. Jacky? 476 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:48,874 I'm getting married. 477 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:50,749 I'm glad for you. 478 00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:52,332 Nice boy from Rateau. 479 00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:55,041 Mom is making an offer this afternoon. 480 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,124 I hope you'll be very happy. 481 00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,791 Your veilery and sparkly cappum. 482 00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:05,499 I think you ordered it. 483 00:32:06,332 --> 00:32:07,249 I'm broke now. 484 00:32:07,874 --> 00:32:09,374 Who'll pay for it? 485 00:32:09,499 --> 00:32:14,166 Auntie and Brunu will never let me go to the Bubunnery Ball. 486 00:32:15,749 --> 00:32:17,041 Mr. Jacky... 487 00:32:17,707 --> 00:32:19,249 I can help you. 488 00:32:20,832 --> 00:32:23,541 - I'll take you on my moped. - Really? 489 00:32:24,124 --> 00:32:25,457 That's what it's for. 490 00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:29,207 I know Brunu and the others are mean. 491 00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:30,832 It would be so nice of you. 492 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,707 I still love you, Jacky. 493 00:32:32,874 --> 00:32:35,457 All I want is for you to be happy. 494 00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:37,707 Can I speak to you frankly? 495 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,874 Let's take stock of things. 496 00:32:40,082 --> 00:32:40,749 Yes, ma'am. 497 00:32:41,374 --> 00:32:42,666 You'll see. 498 00:32:43,457 --> 00:32:44,874 You'll like my idea. 499 00:32:48,332 --> 00:32:50,166 Like it when I do this? 500 00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:51,707 This? 501 00:32:58,082 --> 00:32:59,291 Naughty boy! 502 00:33:01,499 --> 00:33:02,582 Corune? 503 00:33:03,374 --> 00:33:05,166 I brought your dummy home. 504 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:09,332 You'll like it here. 505 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,416 Corune? Where are you? 506 00:33:11,916 --> 00:33:14,791 Come out, manure. Come the hell out! 507 00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:16,582 Manure! 508 00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:19,499 He won't come out. 509 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,457 Come out. 510 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:23,291 I'll be nice. No hitting. 511 00:33:23,457 --> 00:33:25,791 Come out. I'll be nice. 512 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,041 I'll be nice. 513 00:33:28,249 --> 00:33:30,082 Get the hell out, manure! 514 00:33:31,082 --> 00:33:33,749 He hid it in his undums! 515 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:36,166 We're nice to you. 516 00:33:36,332 --> 00:33:39,457 We give you a home... and you lie! And steal! 517 00:33:40,082 --> 00:33:42,166 The sheriff gave it to me. 518 00:33:42,332 --> 00:33:44,791 The veilery he stole is nicer than mine! 519 00:33:45,749 --> 00:33:49,082 I preferred to come see you instead of the sheriff. 520 00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:51,207 I already punished Corune. 521 00:33:51,624 --> 00:33:53,666 He'd come and hang out. 522 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:55,499 They balled. 523 00:33:56,624 --> 00:33:59,624 Her dummy left. This veilery cost me a fortune. 524 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:01,541 - A gift from me. - Shut up! 525 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:05,374 You fall into the first trap the first dummy sets. 526 00:34:05,499 --> 00:34:06,749 He struts his stuff. 527 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,499 I was just shopping. 528 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,832 We'll all end up hangers! 529 00:34:11,041 --> 00:34:13,499 - You'll get us hanged. - Calm down. 530 00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,457 What if everyone finds out? 531 00:34:15,582 --> 00:34:18,124 - And our reputation? - We can work it out. 532 00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:22,082 How so? You always want to work things out! 533 00:34:22,249 --> 00:34:23,791 What about the sheriff? 534 00:34:23,999 --> 00:34:24,666 Shut up! 535 00:34:24,832 --> 00:34:26,166 I'm willing to forget. 536 00:34:26,624 --> 00:34:27,707 Go on. 537 00:34:27,874 --> 00:34:30,999 If Jacky marries her. One lost, one gained. 538 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:32,207 It's a deal. 539 00:34:32,749 --> 00:34:33,707 I need to think. 540 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,416 We'll get rid of him. What's to think about? 541 00:34:37,541 --> 00:34:38,916 - It's perfect. - Shut up. 542 00:34:40,582 --> 00:34:42,249 Don't think too long. 543 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:45,874 Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. You're crazy! 544 00:34:46,082 --> 00:34:47,041 She's crazy. 545 00:34:47,207 --> 00:34:48,666 I'll pay you in horsums. 546 00:34:48,832 --> 00:34:51,249 In the meantime... some monery. 547 00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,457 You're out of your mane! 548 00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:58,999 For the veilery. 549 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,166 And the cappum? 550 00:35:05,874 --> 00:35:08,332 You'll pay for this, little shittum. A lot! 551 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:12,082 Come on, Juto. 552 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,832 For you. 553 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:18,041 You might as well give it a try. 554 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,166 Come on. 555 00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:21,707 Juto. 556 00:35:21,874 --> 00:35:23,124 The cappum. 557 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,291 Why does he get it? 558 00:35:27,207 --> 00:35:30,499 He doesn't stand a chance. Don't get on my nerves. 559 00:35:44,374 --> 00:35:45,249 Come on... 560 00:35:45,999 --> 00:35:47,166 Come out now. 561 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,791 I won't hit you. 562 00:35:51,999 --> 00:35:54,582 Go into your cubbyhole. 563 00:36:02,124 --> 00:36:05,749 Our Colonel aced her scholastic training. 564 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:09,499 She did military training at Fontaine's Bubunne Academy. 565 00:36:09,999 --> 00:36:12,499 In the war against perverted foreigners 566 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:15,041 she began leading women. 567 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:17,332 As commander of the infantry, 568 00:36:17,499 --> 00:36:19,582 she made many decisive calls, 569 00:36:19,749 --> 00:36:21,874 even killed with her bare hands... 570 00:36:22,457 --> 00:36:25,499 The Colonel is not faint-hearted. Lucky for us. 571 00:36:26,374 --> 00:36:28,749 Colonel, I love you a lot. 572 00:36:29,124 --> 00:36:29,874 Colonel... 573 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,916 you are so hot. 574 00:36:32,124 --> 00:36:33,749 "Colonel, so fine 575 00:36:34,582 --> 00:36:36,332 "I am on cloud nine 576 00:36:37,374 --> 00:36:39,207 "To you I do impart 577 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,791 "The leashy to my heart" 578 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,291 How do you find all this? It's amazing. 579 00:36:45,457 --> 00:36:46,374 Really? 580 00:36:46,582 --> 00:36:48,166 She'll choose you. 581 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,249 Think so? 582 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:50,582 Juto, hear that? 583 00:36:51,082 --> 00:36:52,041 Get dressed! 584 00:36:52,499 --> 00:36:54,124 Jacky, hurry up! 585 00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:55,541 Slowpoke. 586 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,916 You took so long you barely have time for my hair. 587 00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:01,541 Don't worry. Look. 588 00:37:01,707 --> 00:37:05,499 You'll look ridiculous. You're not even a contender. 589 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:07,374 Look. 590 00:37:08,207 --> 00:37:10,749 - Your head! - What's wrong with it? 591 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,124 You're very handsome. 592 00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:13,791 Don't contradict me. 593 00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:15,499 Sorry. You're right. 594 00:37:15,874 --> 00:37:17,374 Jacky says I'm ugly! 595 00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:18,707 Enough. 596 00:37:18,874 --> 00:37:20,416 Come comb me. 597 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,291 Hurry up, you too! 598 00:37:23,707 --> 00:37:24,791 What the hell? 599 00:37:24,999 --> 00:37:26,791 What about the right side? 600 00:37:27,291 --> 00:37:29,791 He sucks at brushing the right side! 601 00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:31,832 Do the brush stroke! 602 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,374 Or his hair will be all flat! 603 00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,999 Let me see with the leashies. 604 00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:39,666 Give it to me. 605 00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:45,624 Give me that! 606 00:37:54,999 --> 00:37:56,207 They look great. 607 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,874 I wanted you to get out of the way. 608 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:04,499 My leashy, Your Majesty. 609 00:38:04,624 --> 00:38:06,749 My leashy, your Majesty. 610 00:38:07,207 --> 00:38:08,916 Aren't they handsome? 611 00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:11,874 Handsome, gorgeous. The bubus is leaving! 612 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:13,124 To the bubus. 613 00:38:14,832 --> 00:38:16,499 Later, manure-breath! 614 00:38:22,499 --> 00:38:24,749 Now, a surprise for our viewers 615 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:29,166 because with us today is the famous actor Mit Kronk. 616 00:38:29,332 --> 00:38:30,624 Mit Kronk is here. 617 00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:33,499 Yes, because Mit Kronk is participating 618 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:35,707 in the Grand Bubunnery Ball. 619 00:38:36,832 --> 00:38:37,791 Good evening. 620 00:38:40,374 --> 00:38:41,374 Welcome. 621 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:42,666 Hello, ladies! 622 00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:46,249 Mit Kronk, you're also giving it a try. 623 00:38:46,416 --> 00:38:48,832 What man, deep down, has not entertained 624 00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:53,707 the possibility to woo the Colonel and become Big Dummy? 625 00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,499 Leave, Jacky. 626 00:39:29,707 --> 00:39:32,332 Run away from here. 627 00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:35,249 Poor Jacky ... 628 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:40,916 We're broadcasting live in Fontaine, awaiting the bubus 629 00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:45,582 with the last candidates for tomorrow’s Grand Bubunnery Ball. 630 00:39:45,749 --> 00:39:47,916 Let's see who's first out. 631 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:49,707 Here are... 632 00:39:49,874 --> 00:39:51,166 Good evening. 633 00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,749 What's your name? Where are you from? 634 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:56,749 I'm Vergio! 635 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:57,582 Is this TV? 636 00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,916 I'm Juto. We're from Museau. 637 00:40:00,124 --> 00:40:01,791 The Colonel will choose us! 638 00:40:01,999 --> 00:40:03,499 Both of you? Great! 639 00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:07,416 We'll purify ourselves all night long with the horsums 640 00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,082 So we're ready tomorrow. 641 00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:11,541 I'm going to win! I'll be the winner! 642 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:36,124 Why are you in the rain? 643 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,666 You're not allowed in the forestery! 644 00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,999 I was getting some fresh air... 645 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,416 And your ticket for the Ball? 646 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:45,249 You missed the bubus! 647 00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,374 I had to give it to Juto. 648 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:50,374 Your family never gives you a break. 649 00:41:51,874 --> 00:41:52,749 We'll see you home. 650 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:55,457 I want some more fresh air. 651 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,457 We know you're trying to turn us on 652 00:42:09,582 --> 00:42:11,749 with your "fresh air” routine. 653 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:17,291 Peek-a-boo. 654 00:42:17,457 --> 00:42:19,499 Have a look at my front lawn. 655 00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:20,791 See it? 656 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,249 Harder, asshole! 657 00:42:27,874 --> 00:42:29,624 Now you're gonna suck. 658 00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:31,416 Suck it. 659 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,999 That's real good sucking. 660 00:42:39,249 --> 00:42:40,332 Attention! 661 00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:44,082 What's this crappery? 662 00:42:44,249 --> 00:42:45,707 To whom am I speaking? 663 00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,291 Recognize me, bitchure? 664 00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:54,999 You're alive! 665 00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:15,332 Know what happened? 666 00:43:15,499 --> 00:43:17,416 The first night they locked me up 667 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:19,457 they said: "Listen up, 668 00:43:19,582 --> 00:43:22,332 "either ball us or hang like your mom." 669 00:43:22,499 --> 00:43:25,457 - And so? - So I accepted. I had no choice. 670 00:43:25,582 --> 00:43:26,999 Every single day. 671 00:43:27,166 --> 00:43:28,374 How did you manage? 672 00:43:28,499 --> 00:43:30,749 I heard about you and went crazy. 673 00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:33,499 I escaped but you were already at Auntie's. 674 00:43:33,874 --> 00:43:36,582 I hid here in the middle of the forestery. 675 00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:41,457 I heard noises. I thought they'd come for me. 676 00:43:41,582 --> 00:43:43,582 Why are you dressed as a woman? 677 00:43:44,082 --> 00:43:45,582 I'm leaving this country. 678 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:48,457 You're coming. Nothing's keeping you here. 679 00:43:52,707 --> 00:43:53,999 Plantums... 680 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,791 It's not bad here. 681 00:43:56,999 --> 00:43:57,832 Look. 682 00:43:59,249 --> 00:44:01,041 They so young, so pretty. 683 00:44:01,624 --> 00:44:02,457 "Turnips”. 684 00:44:03,082 --> 00:44:03,832 You see? 685 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:06,041 I can pick them... like this. 686 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:10,999 It's forbidden. 687 00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,624 And incredibly valuable. 688 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:15,207 - You can sell them? - For a fortune. 689 00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:18,166 Lucky you. We're going to the Palace. 690 00:44:18,332 --> 00:44:19,249 That's right. 691 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:22,082 I know someone there who pays a lot for this. 692 00:44:22,249 --> 00:44:23,874 With that, plus my savings, 693 00:44:24,082 --> 00:44:26,499 we'll be able to buy passports. 694 00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:29,374 And I have your treasure... 695 00:44:29,624 --> 00:44:31,457 Come in the shed with me. 696 00:44:46,499 --> 00:44:48,166 It looks great on you. 697 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,332 You're a really gorgeous babe. 698 00:44:54,499 --> 00:44:55,874 So like your dad. 699 00:44:56,416 --> 00:44:58,541 This was Dad's treasure? 700 00:44:59,374 --> 00:45:01,416 And I thought it was monery. 701 00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:05,332 We founded a secret movement for men's rights. Meninism. 702 00:45:05,749 --> 00:45:08,707 This woman's outfit was part of his escape. 703 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:10,791 With me. 704 00:45:11,624 --> 00:45:12,541 Daddy... 705 00:45:13,332 --> 00:45:16,082 He never made it. He died during orgasm. 706 00:45:16,999 --> 00:45:20,207 He was emotional. Balled your mom once and... 707 00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:21,124 poof. 708 00:45:22,207 --> 00:45:24,624 Still... you're the product of his love. 709 00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:26,666 That's important. 710 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,541 Little horsum... 711 00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:35,749 Did you hurt him? 712 00:45:35,916 --> 00:45:37,124 I trained him. 713 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:41,499 Rope in the mouth, this thing on top, now we can ride him. 714 00:45:42,124 --> 00:45:43,457 Little horsum... 715 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:45,749 I named him Blue Coco. 716 00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,249 Abroad, horsums have great names. 717 00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:49,499 You like Blue Coco? 718 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:54,041 Don't try reading its mind. It's a horsum. 719 00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,207 Come closer. 720 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:58,749 Touch him. He's nice. 721 00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:00,916 He'll help you too. 722 00:46:01,124 --> 00:46:02,249 In his own way. 723 00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:47,916 Your little horsum isn't dead. 724 00:46:48,374 --> 00:46:50,791 He was tired. He's taking a nap. 725 00:46:51,207 --> 00:46:52,749 He'd have got us caught. 726 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:55,832 saw he was dead. You're a horsum Killer. 727 00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:59,041 Know what? He went to the Great Prairie. 728 00:46:59,332 --> 00:47:00,832 I'll eat your plantums. 729 00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:02,832 Give me that bag. 730 00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:09,624 - Bellyache. - I'm glad! 731 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,707 Put that torchery away. It's broad daylight. 732 00:47:17,499 --> 00:47:19,166 It's so pretty here. 733 00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,749 This makes me uncomfortable. 734 00:47:59,749 --> 00:48:01,041 Leave us alone. 735 00:48:02,124 --> 00:48:03,332 Your cousin! 736 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,082 Well, well. 737 00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:08,541 It's been a while. 738 00:48:11,791 --> 00:48:14,541 You disappear, you reappear... 739 00:48:15,707 --> 00:48:17,582 I could have you executed. 740 00:48:17,749 --> 00:48:19,707 Lump of horsum manurum! 741 00:48:20,082 --> 00:48:21,249 Scumbag! 742 00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,999 They're ripe. 743 00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:28,499 I have 15 pounds of them. For 100,000. 744 00:48:28,624 --> 00:48:29,749 On the double. 745 00:48:30,249 --> 00:48:31,832 If I have you hanged, 746 00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,832 they're mine for free. 747 00:48:34,457 --> 00:48:36,582 I have a new crop coming. Too bad. 748 00:48:40,166 --> 00:48:41,332 You don't love me... 749 00:48:41,499 --> 00:48:42,666 Yes, I do. 750 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,499 - Really? - You know it. 751 00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:46,082 You love me? 752 00:48:50,499 --> 00:48:52,082 Show me, then. 753 00:48:52,374 --> 00:48:53,499 That you love me. 754 00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:56,249 So? 755 00:48:56,499 --> 00:48:59,082 He can join in if he wants. 756 00:48:59,249 --> 00:49:01,624 What is he... a boy or a girl? 757 00:49:02,082 --> 00:49:03,874 Go wait for me outside. 758 00:49:04,082 --> 00:49:05,041 Come on... 759 00:49:06,541 --> 00:49:08,166 This stunning painting 760 00:49:08,332 --> 00:49:12,082 shows Bubunne Mum XV, with the General as a child. 761 00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:21,291 This one shows the General with her six sons 762 00:49:21,457 --> 00:49:23,249 and the Colonel as a child. 763 00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:31,499 - When we see Mushery? - We'll go shortly. 764 00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,666 Are you looking for something? 765 00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:36,499 No, your Excellency. 766 00:51:20,499 --> 00:51:21,332 My daughter. 767 00:52:34,749 --> 00:52:36,707 The Grand Mashage may begin. 768 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:42,999 Excellency, may I introduce my dummy? 769 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,041 My name is Juto Pondina. 770 00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:46,457 Pretty name. 771 00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:49,249 So? What do I care? 772 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,041 He's eligible. 773 00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:53,124 Good-looking, isn't he? 774 00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:54,999 Officer in the Army? 775 00:52:55,166 --> 00:52:57,624 You can't be an officer anywhere else. 776 00:52:57,874 --> 00:52:59,791 You're from the Plebery? 777 00:53:00,624 --> 00:53:03,499 Yes, but as they say, a dummy has no caste. 778 00:53:03,874 --> 00:53:05,499 Pretty veilery. 779 00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:07,541 But it's not your size. 780 00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:09,041 Too big. 781 00:53:09,749 --> 00:53:11,332 Like your nose... 782 00:53:11,707 --> 00:53:13,749 He's extremely well-hungery. 783 00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:16,082 Look at this magnificence. 784 00:53:16,457 --> 00:53:17,582 Two hoofs long. 785 00:53:17,749 --> 00:53:19,374 I hope he uses it someday. 786 00:53:19,499 --> 00:53:21,541 If you prefer, I'm available. 787 00:53:21,707 --> 00:53:24,707 Just buy me from my wife. I don't love her anymore. 788 00:53:24,999 --> 00:53:27,041 Vergio's with the Colonel. 789 00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:32,166 She took his leashy. 790 00:53:32,332 --> 00:53:33,499 He's my brother! 791 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:37,707 Come on... 792 00:53:44,374 --> 00:53:46,416 Your Excellency, he's my son. 793 00:53:47,499 --> 00:53:48,916 Shall I remove them? 794 00:53:49,832 --> 00:53:51,082 Let them continue. 795 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:52,707 Introduce the husband um. 796 00:53:55,624 --> 00:53:57,832 I'm very, very moved. 797 00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:01,499 This is Vergio. He's 19. Look how gorgeous he is. 798 00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:03,999 Otherwise... 799 00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:05,291 I have him. 800 00:54:05,457 --> 00:54:06,624 My name is Juto. 801 00:54:07,207 --> 00:54:08,457 Pretty name. 802 00:54:10,124 --> 00:54:13,666 This one writes. He's been published in "Little Horsum". 803 00:54:14,374 --> 00:54:15,541 And this one... 804 00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:18,457 He's here. 805 00:54:21,499 --> 00:54:22,166 Tempting. 806 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:26,916 I can't decide... 807 00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:28,874 You have all night. 808 00:54:29,832 --> 00:54:31,207 Yes, you're right. 809 00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:32,874 I'll take my time. 810 00:54:33,582 --> 00:54:35,457 I must see everyone. 811 00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:41,666 Go back to Museau. 812 00:54:41,832 --> 00:54:42,916 To your ditch. 813 00:54:44,249 --> 00:54:46,082 Who is this lieutenant? 814 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,249 I don't know. 815 00:54:47,541 --> 00:54:48,457 Your name”? 816 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:52,416 Jacqueline. 817 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:55,291 Of foreign descent? 818 00:54:59,249 --> 00:55:01,291 Looking for a husband um? 819 00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:03,916 All these choices confuse me. 820 00:55:04,374 --> 00:55:05,874 I'm an independent woman. 821 00:55:06,082 --> 00:55:07,457 Your regiment? 822 00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,041 Zonia, we're done working. 823 00:55:11,582 --> 00:55:15,582 Jacqueline, would you come mush in my drawing room? 824 00:55:18,457 --> 00:55:19,541 I'd love to. 825 00:55:20,124 --> 00:55:21,666 - Come. - I'll join you. 826 00:55:23,249 --> 00:55:26,374 Show our foreign friends the Grand Mushery. 827 00:55:28,624 --> 00:55:32,332 Who'd leave a ball that's held once a century? 828 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,499 No one. 829 00:55:34,124 --> 00:55:35,666 I'm dying to. 830 00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:37,499 What a bore! 831 00:56:20,499 --> 00:56:22,124 What a small horsum. 832 00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:25,207 I prefer that size. 833 00:56:25,374 --> 00:56:27,249 They smell better than big ones. 834 00:56:28,332 --> 00:56:29,457 Your Majesty... 835 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:33,541 Do horsums really understand you, as legend has it? 836 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,249 You're funny. 837 00:56:37,832 --> 00:56:40,332 I spray them with perfume... 838 00:56:40,582 --> 00:56:42,374 but they still smell bad. 839 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:45,416 Is your Dummy chosen? 840 00:56:45,874 --> 00:56:46,791 You bet. 841 00:56:47,374 --> 00:56:49,541 My mother chose him a while ago. 842 00:56:50,582 --> 00:56:52,541 I'm marrying Mit Kronk. 843 00:56:52,832 --> 00:56:54,332 The famous actor. 844 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,457 These festivities are pure folklore. 845 00:56:58,332 --> 00:56:59,499 No way... 846 00:57:00,082 --> 00:57:02,999 And you? You say you're an independent woman. 847 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:04,541 What does that mean? 848 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:08,374 That I'm my own captain. 849 00:57:12,874 --> 00:57:14,624 I want to open up to you. 850 00:57:15,249 --> 00:57:16,457 Do you mind? 851 00:57:19,249 --> 00:57:21,749 For some reason I want to share my secret. 852 00:57:27,374 --> 00:57:30,082 I have no desire to become General. 853 00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:32,374 I couldn't give a damn. 854 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,416 Why? It must be so wonderful. 855 00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:39,374 Becoming like my mother is not my fantasy. 856 00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:42,499 I'd like to have been a writer. 857 00:57:43,207 --> 00:57:46,666 They're people who live abroad. They write books. 858 00:57:47,457 --> 00:57:48,624 Yes, I know. 859 00:57:49,249 --> 00:57:50,249 Really? 860 00:57:51,624 --> 00:57:53,707 I'm learning to write. I write. 861 00:57:54,457 --> 00:57:55,791 What do you write? 862 00:57:56,499 --> 00:57:57,707 Poestries. 863 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,374 Please recite one. 864 00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:11,707 Timidity is so charming... 865 00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,332 I am trying my hand at autobiography. 866 00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,291 Know what it is? 867 00:58:20,624 --> 00:58:24,332 It's telling your life as if it were a novel. 868 00:58:24,749 --> 00:58:26,999 My life is unusual. I figure... 869 00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:30,374 who knows, maybe it can serve as an example. 870 00:58:30,624 --> 00:58:32,207 What a bubunne idea. 871 00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:36,291 I could do the same. Mine is interesting too. 872 00:58:36,457 --> 00:58:37,749 My life is incredible. 873 00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,124 Tell me about it. 874 00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,832 I want to know everything. 875 00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,874 It's a little too sad. 876 00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:07,082 Plantums. 877 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,541 You too. 878 00:59:08,707 --> 00:59:09,999 Take one. 879 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:13,707 Go on, take one. 880 00:59:22,374 --> 00:59:23,374 Bite it. 881 00:59:40,374 --> 00:59:41,666 I'm sorry. 882 00:59:43,124 --> 00:59:44,499 It's strange. 883 00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:46,832 You attract me like a magnet. 884 00:59:48,707 --> 00:59:50,082 Are you a dykery? 885 00:59:50,749 --> 00:59:51,541 Excuse me? 886 00:59:53,207 --> 00:59:55,082 To tell you the truth... 887 00:59:55,374 --> 00:59:56,791 I'm not an officer. 888 00:59:56,999 --> 00:59:59,124 - Or a woman... - Like the others. 889 00:59:59,374 --> 01:00:01,124 I'm starting to understand. 890 01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:14,499 What's this? I throw you a party and you vanish. 891 01:00:15,374 --> 01:00:17,374 Stop it, Mother. I'm relaxing. 892 01:00:17,499 --> 01:00:18,749 We're just talking. 893 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,291 Get lost or get hanged. 894 01:00:25,624 --> 01:00:28,582 Dancery time. We'll show the plebs your dummy. 895 01:00:34,124 --> 01:00:35,999 Time to marry off my mistake. 896 01:00:37,374 --> 01:00:40,082 The Bubunnery Ball is the occasion 897 01:00:40,249 --> 01:00:43,624 to meet Army officers if you're a maiden pleb. 898 01:01:03,207 --> 01:01:05,457 Are you out of your hind? 899 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:06,666 You disappeared. 900 01:01:06,832 --> 01:01:08,749 The Colonel likes girls. 901 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:10,749 She doesn't want to be General. 902 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,041 Who the hell cares? Look! 903 01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:17,666 After we bribe Customs, there won't be much. 904 01:01:18,124 --> 01:01:19,416 Let's get out of here. 905 01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:36,166 Bubunnery! 906 01:01:37,124 --> 01:01:39,332 The Big Dummy has been chosen. 907 01:01:40,457 --> 01:01:41,499 Jacky? 908 01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:44,541 It's you. It really is you. 909 01:01:44,707 --> 01:01:45,416 It iIsn’'t. 910 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,499 It is too. 911 01:01:46,624 --> 01:01:48,582 Your big nose. In a wiggum! 912 01:01:48,749 --> 01:01:50,041 Shut up. 913 01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:54,374 What the hell? 914 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:56,207 He has fake titumsl! 915 01:01:56,832 --> 01:01:57,832 Cheatage! 916 01:02:01,874 --> 01:02:03,707 He's a man! With a cockard! 917 01:02:03,999 --> 01:02:05,124 Blasphemery! 918 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:07,707 Colonel, I love you! 919 01:02:08,416 --> 01:02:09,541 It's Jacky! 920 01:02:09,707 --> 01:02:10,582 Stop filming! 921 01:02:21,082 --> 01:02:22,207 Catch him! 922 01:02:26,707 --> 01:02:27,749 I'm innocent. 923 01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:46,166 See that? It's the sewer pipe. 924 01:03:46,332 --> 01:03:48,124 Move, we can't see! 925 01:03:49,499 --> 01:03:53,749 Sewage enters the turbines which recover the organic matter. 926 01:03:55,124 --> 01:03:56,249 What a great idea. 927 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:59,124 It's mixed with a vitamin paste in the vat. 928 01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,124 Fresh mush is sent 929 01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:03,999 to all the country's mini-musheries. 930 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,374 People produce 931 01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:10,541 their own food. How ecological. 932 01:04:11,207 --> 01:04:14,041 They find their own shittum yummy. 933 01:04:14,207 --> 01:04:16,291 We'd like to get the patent. 934 01:04:16,499 --> 01:04:19,207 Excellency! A problem at the Bubunnery. 935 01:06:34,874 --> 01:06:35,791 It's shittum! 936 01:06:39,749 --> 01:06:43,499 News flash: Mit Kronk chosen Big Dummy 937 01:06:49,999 --> 01:06:53,457 If the Mushery is working, there's no problem. 938 01:06:53,582 --> 01:06:56,207 Untreated mush was distributed all over. 939 01:06:56,374 --> 01:06:58,332 We'll find him and execute him. 940 01:06:58,499 --> 01:07:00,374 Don't. Bring him here first. 941 01:07:00,499 --> 01:07:02,124 The General gave orders. 942 01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:03,874 I'm the next Gen... 943 01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:22,832 Come out! 944 01:08:25,707 --> 01:08:26,499 You? 945 01:08:26,666 --> 01:08:30,124 My mother died, or I'd have come with my ticket. 946 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,499 Don't kill me. 947 01:08:37,332 --> 01:08:38,499 Put this back on. 948 01:08:50,124 --> 01:08:52,999 It's you I want more than anyone. 949 01:08:54,124 --> 01:08:55,082 Are you a terrorist? 950 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:01,624 I love you. 951 01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,291 I always have. 952 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:06,082 Spare me. I wanted to be chosen. 953 01:09:06,916 --> 01:09:08,541 Who knew you were a dykery? 954 01:09:09,499 --> 01:09:10,582 Take pity! 955 01:09:24,749 --> 01:09:25,874 You won't shoot me. 956 01:09:26,082 --> 01:09:27,499 Dykery is blasphemery. 957 01:09:27,624 --> 01:09:29,916 I have a cockard like all boys. 958 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:36,124 The first time I ever really wanted someone. 959 01:09:37,499 --> 01:09:39,749 You were so beautiful. 960 01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:43,582 I wanted to wed you, to have your girls. 961 01:09:47,332 --> 01:09:48,041 Kiss me. 962 01:09:49,124 --> 01:09:51,624 Like before... like in my dreams. 963 01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:52,874 I don't want to. 964 01:09:53,082 --> 01:09:53,791 You do. 965 01:09:54,499 --> 01:09:56,166 Shut your eyes or die. 966 01:10:04,624 --> 01:10:06,332 Kiss me again. 967 01:10:27,749 --> 01:10:29,499 Don't stop. 968 01:10:44,249 --> 01:10:46,541 It's serious. They won't eat mush. 969 01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,707 Your mother may send troops. 970 01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:50,916 We'll wait. I'll find a plan. 971 01:10:51,124 --> 01:10:52,582 Find it fast. 972 01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:20,874 Look. 973 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,791 Jacky... 974 01:11:26,332 --> 01:11:28,582 They think you came as an officer 975 01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:30,582 because you had no monery. 976 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:32,999 That you did it out of love. 977 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,332 Oh Bubunne... 978 01:11:36,207 --> 01:11:37,541 What do we do? 979 01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:03,874 Listen up! Jacky is a hero! 980 01:12:05,457 --> 01:12:07,582 The Ball was too expensive! 981 01:12:08,999 --> 01:12:11,041 Mush is shittum! 982 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:13,332 Follow me! 983 01:12:27,374 --> 01:12:29,124 I don't know what to think. 984 01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:32,082 Or what I like. 985 01:12:33,124 --> 01:12:34,499 Or who I am. 986 01:12:35,541 --> 01:12:37,666 I've always pretended. 987 01:12:38,457 --> 01:12:40,374 I love who you are. 988 01:12:40,582 --> 01:12:42,666 Even if you don't know. 989 01:12:43,624 --> 01:12:44,582 Really? 990 01:12:44,832 --> 01:12:46,166 Everything's fine. 991 01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,749 You're not a dykery. Good start. 992 01:12:50,124 --> 01:12:51,499 We'll go away. 993 01:12:51,666 --> 01:12:53,707 Both of us, far from here. 994 01:12:54,207 --> 01:12:56,291 We'll live naked, on a beach. 995 01:12:56,457 --> 01:12:58,499 Write stories for each other. 996 01:12:58,624 --> 01:12:59,707 We'll laugh. 997 01:13:02,541 --> 01:13:03,832 Hold me tight. 998 01:13:09,541 --> 01:13:10,666 There he is. 999 01:13:10,832 --> 01:13:12,207 I smelled man sweat. 1000 01:13:12,874 --> 01:13:14,166 What are you doing? 1001 01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:17,166 You're not General yet. I'm doing my job. 1002 01:13:26,124 --> 01:13:27,999 It's me... your Big Dummy. 1003 01:13:28,332 --> 01:13:29,416 Beat it! 1004 01:13:30,124 --> 01:13:31,416 I was chosen. 1005 01:13:32,207 --> 01:13:33,082 It's over. 1006 01:13:33,499 --> 01:13:35,291 Go mash your shittum! 1007 01:13:35,457 --> 01:13:36,707 Give us back Jacky! 1008 01:13:36,874 --> 01:13:38,582 He's the people's dummy! 1009 01:13:44,249 --> 01:13:45,374 Let's go in! 1010 01:13:50,624 --> 01:13:51,999 You know what? 1011 01:13:52,457 --> 01:13:53,499 You listening? 1012 01:13:54,249 --> 01:13:55,624 I'll take a stick... 1013 01:13:56,582 --> 01:13:58,999 And hit you under your eyes. 1014 01:13:59,541 --> 01:14:00,874 Then the forehead. 1015 01:14:01,082 --> 01:14:02,416 As hard as I can. 1016 01:14:03,207 --> 01:14:05,999 After a while, when your eyes stop seeing, 1017 01:14:06,249 --> 01:14:08,041 I'll pop them both out. 1018 01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:10,541 And put them in your mouth. 1019 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,416 Then I'll take your jaw 1020 01:14:13,207 --> 01:14:16,041 and force you to chew your eyes. 1021 01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:20,124 Then I'll wipe your eye juice... 1022 01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:25,374 Come here! 1023 01:14:31,499 --> 01:14:33,291 We don't even have TV. 1024 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:06,166 Here's the hero. 1025 01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,124 Not kneeling? 1026 01:15:09,291 --> 01:15:11,874 We're sentenced to die. So why kneel? 1027 01:15:12,999 --> 01:15:15,041 He has a strong personality. 1028 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,916 Time is of the essence. I'll hurry. 1029 01:15:18,249 --> 01:15:20,457 I have excellent news for you. 1030 01:15:21,207 --> 01:15:23,499 I want you to marry my daughter. 1031 01:15:24,541 --> 01:15:26,582 You're the idol of the people. 1032 01:15:26,749 --> 01:15:30,124 Instead of killing them, I'll make you Big Dummy. 1033 01:15:30,499 --> 01:15:32,499 Jacky, this is so wonderful! 1034 01:15:32,624 --> 01:15:34,874 Your daughter refuses the post. 1035 01:15:35,082 --> 01:15:36,707 I've changed my mind. 1036 01:15:36,874 --> 01:15:38,374 I want to be General. 1037 01:15:38,499 --> 01:15:40,874 Marry me. The people want it. Me too. 1038 01:15:42,082 --> 01:15:43,207 So it's settled. 1039 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,874 Shall I hang them as a wedding gift? 1040 01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:49,582 Not really. 1041 01:15:51,582 --> 01:15:53,207 We didn't do anything. 1042 01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:54,374 Please, Jacky! 1043 01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:56,249 We love you. 1044 01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:57,541 No, Majesty. 1045 01:15:57,874 --> 01:15:59,582 Plebs don't have it easy. 1046 01:16:00,166 --> 01:16:00,916 As you wish. 1047 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:11,249 What are you doing? 1048 01:16:14,791 --> 01:16:15,582 Mother... 1049 01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:17,166 Cutting out your... 1050 01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:20,207 He knows your secret. 1051 01:16:20,582 --> 01:16:22,166 Stick out your tonguery. 1052 01:17:15,499 --> 01:17:17,874 You can be a real woman if you want to. 1053 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:21,874 You have a magic tonguery. 1054 01:17:22,082 --> 01:17:23,916 I couldn't live without it. 1055 01:17:24,124 --> 01:17:25,541 Nor I, without yours. 1056 01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,082 So we're equals. 1057 01:17:28,499 --> 01:17:29,707 We are. 1058 01:17:37,374 --> 01:17:38,207 Majesty! 1059 01:17:51,749 --> 01:17:53,749 We want a democratage! 1060 01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:56,249 Kill everyone until we find Jacky! 1061 01:17:59,707 --> 01:18:01,749 Keep on looking for him. 1062 01:18:05,707 --> 01:18:08,541 Calm down. It's me, Jacky. I'm alive. 1063 01:18:08,707 --> 01:18:09,666 I'm alive. 1064 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,666 Plebs, worry not. 1065 01:18:12,832 --> 01:18:14,541 I am the new General. 1066 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:18,124 And I've chosen my Big Dummy. It's Jacky. 1067 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,832 I was chosen. I am the Big Dummy. 1068 01:18:25,624 --> 01:18:27,541 I'm so happy to see you. 1069 01:18:27,707 --> 01:18:30,041 I figured you dead. I was seeing red. 1070 01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,416 I am happy. I found love. 1071 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,124 Quick bullet in her head? 1072 01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:36,916 Love is love... No fighting it. 1073 01:18:40,499 --> 01:18:41,499 General... 1074 01:18:41,624 --> 01:18:42,791 This is Julio. 1075 01:19:07,249 --> 01:19:09,791 With the Mushery in disrepair, 1076 01:19:09,999 --> 01:19:13,791 the General accepted foreign aid, to everyone's delight. 1077 01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,332 The kid can wait. 1078 01:19:16,499 --> 01:19:18,416 Beat it. It's for us. 1079 01:19:18,999 --> 01:19:22,124 A huge program for growing plantums was initiated. 1080 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,916 Jacky, our new Big Dummy, toured 1081 01:19:25,124 --> 01:19:27,457 and promoted eating plantums. 1082 01:19:27,832 --> 01:19:30,499 The interesting thing about plantums 1083 01:19:30,624 --> 01:19:33,666 is that you just plant them and they grow. 1084 01:19:35,332 --> 01:19:37,499 Pretty... but a little green. 1085 01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:40,541 To set an example, 1086 01:19:40,707 --> 01:19:43,916 holy horsums help with the crops. 1087 01:19:47,332 --> 01:19:49,666 The man known as "the people's Jacky" 1088 01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:51,499 returned to Museau 1089 01:19:51,624 --> 01:19:53,457 where he was not forgotten. 1090 01:19:53,582 --> 01:19:56,582 Cheered and acclaimed, he showed everyone 1091 01:19:56,749 --> 01:19:58,916 he was the same simple man as before, 1092 01:19:59,124 --> 01:20:02,499 thrilled to rediscover the streets of his childhood. 1093 01:20:02,666 --> 01:20:06,249 He kissed everyone and celebrated the people. 1094 01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:17,416 Just a few words, Jacky. 1095 01:20:17,624 --> 01:20:21,041 Lots of joy, lots of emotions, coming back. 1096 01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:24,916 Coming back to Museau, my childhood town. 1097 01:20:25,666 --> 01:20:29,791 I think of lots of people. Mom, who'd be proud of me... 1098 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:41,499 The people's Jacky stayed close to us. 1099 01:20:42,041 --> 01:20:44,874 We always believed in him! 1100 01:20:45,249 --> 01:20:48,457 And today... we're happy! 1101 01:20:49,207 --> 01:20:50,791 One last word? 1102 01:20:50,999 --> 01:20:55,082 The last word is that... family is what counts most. 1103 01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:57,207 You're my favorite! 1104 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,874 A first in our country, 1105 01:21:03,082 --> 01:21:06,916 Jacky celebrated the creation of schools open to boys. 1106 01:21:07,124 --> 01:21:10,791 These "Jackeries" are a source of pride to plebs. 1107 01:21:11,291 --> 01:21:13,457 We're proud of you 1108 01:21:13,582 --> 01:21:16,916 and to show you, Fufu wrote a little poestry. 1109 01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:22,291 "Jacky, a pal indeed. No more mush in which we peed. 1110 01:21:22,457 --> 01:21:24,499 "Now we have books to read." 1111 01:21:29,332 --> 01:21:31,082 When is the wedding? 1112 01:21:31,582 --> 01:21:32,749 In two weeks. 1113 01:21:38,874 --> 01:21:41,082 I'm proud of you, Big Dummy. 1114 01:22:11,124 --> 01:22:13,249 We'll change the world 1115 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:14,791 thanks to our love. 1116 01:23:13,999 --> 01:23:17,124 Democratic and Popular Republic of Bubunne, 1117 01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:20,332 First Class and Plebery, 1118 01:23:21,332 --> 01:23:22,499 my people. 1119 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:33,832 In these troubled times 1120 01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:36,416 that cast your lives in turmoil, 1121 01:23:36,874 --> 01:23:38,624 I owe you the truth. 1122 01:23:38,874 --> 01:23:40,332 The whole truth. 1123 01:24:16,874 --> 01:24:19,666 My mother had seven boys, not six. 1124 01:24:22,457 --> 01:24:26,041 For her, I've pretended all these years. 1125 01:24:26,499 --> 01:24:29,582 But that's over. No more pretending. 1126 01:24:30,749 --> 01:24:32,499 Our love is still strong 1127 01:24:32,624 --> 01:24:34,124 because love is love, 1128 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:36,457 cockard or not. 1129 01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:38,499 Come on! 1130 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,332 Blasphemery! 1131 01:29:41,124 --> 01:29:43,999 Subtitles by Andrew Litvack 1132 01:29:44,457 --> 01:29:47,166 Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris